DEBATE 2011 SPAIN

-And now in the DEBATE with us: The Pesimism!!!

-Hey folks! I'll be with you for the next 4 years!

Cualquier dia... (Any day...)

-Bye Hon! See you this evening!!

-DON'T LIE TO ME!

DON'T LIE TO ME 

HERE WAS...

...YOUR MOTHER!!!

Libyan Rebels before and after

BEFORE AND AFTER

(ANTES Y DESPUES)

Elections and referendums

(ENG)

-I don´t know what to vote:

"Bloody shit!"

or

"What the hell?"

Patent

Apple ha patentado el mejor dispositivo de la historia

--->Usar esto con nuestros productos

-¡¡Y ahora tendrás que pagar por usarlo!!

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CV

(ENG)

Yes Sir, Actually your CV is part of our database.

AI

 

(ENG) 

-I created the artificial intelligence which must surpass the human intellect!!!!

-but.. I actually have a mortgage...

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

Economic model

(ITA)

 Mi scusi, signore, non vedi che la digestione di donzelle è una parte fondamentale del nostro attuale sistema economico?

(ENG) 

Excuse me, sir, you do not see that the digestion of damsels is a basic part of our current economic system?

Headphones

Surgery

Jet lag

Telepromocion!

Hairdresser

-I'm not going to sped 30 Pound in a hair-cut I-N-M-Y-L-I-F-E

-Let's say clearly, This is not a cut, it is a retouch

(ITA)
PARRUCCHIERE

-"Mai in vita mia buttero 30 euro in un taglio di capelli"

-" Che sia chiaro: non e' un taglio di capelli, e' un ritocco"

Neutrinos

 

(ENG)

-Dude, if you can run faster than me (this is light) and travel to the past...

Why do you go from Switzerland to Italy?

-To evade taxes, like everybody else!

(ITA)
-Cavolo se sei piu rapido di me (la luce) e puoi andare nel passato o in giro per tutto l'universo, perche vai dalla svizzera all'italia?

-"Naturalmente per evadere le tasse, come tutti"

Chistes fáciles y chistes dificiles

SI NO VE BIEN EL DIBUJO, PULSE PARA AMPLIAR

 

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