HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012!!!!!

-I have finished here... Do you have something ready?

-if I told you, this will no longer be a surprise!

¡¡FELIZ AÑO 2012!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012!!!

BUON ANNO 2012!!!!

Termas de Caracalla

-I want to build some Baths

-No, bigger

-No, bigger

-No, bigger

-No, bigger

-No, bigger

-Caracalla, someone might say you're trying to compensate for something ...

(Para saber mas, to know more... HERE)

Dr. Gachet with Nintendo DS

Dr. Gachet wit Nintendo DS

To know more just click HERE

Nothing to declare

(ENG)

- Captain... After months at sea, finally... we're in Spain!

- WTF?! Tomatoes, corn, tobacco, potatoes... every single one, an invasive species!

Everything will be confiscated!

Merry Xmas

Kim Jon Rajoy

Kim Jong-il Monument

Find the differences.

Encuentra las diferencias.

Kim Jong-il & Urdangarin

Inocencio X jugando a la PSP

 

Do you want to know more? click HERE!

Whistler's Mother

 

If you want to see more click just HERE

From hell to the real Jose... (Thanks to Nuria & Ana)

CLICK TO ENLARGE

SPHINKS

-No se si sereis capaces de

manejar vuestra propia libertad...

-PERO QUE MIERDAS ESTAS DICIENDO???!!!

Occupy World Street!!!

Sisyphus

Sisyphus

o

Sísifo

Piramide alimenticia

(ENG)

President

Congress-Senate

Autonomic governments

Provincial administrations

Town Councils

------------------

 YOU (paying)

Las urnas han hablado!

 

You feed me with a vote and

I will shit a candidate!!!

UHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Newton - Leibniz

 

-Entonces... eres mas de Newton o de Leibniz?

-LEIBNIZ

-Oh!

SUPER CAYO MARIO

 

---------------

(ESP)

CAYO MARIO salvo a ROMA

de su propia incapacidad.

SUPER MARIO debera hacer lo mismo

AHORA

Newspapers

 

-And you... How can you read the news and be so quiet?

-Because I tend to think when something happends is because everybody is idiot.

-He he he... Now everything squares!!!

SMOKING KILLS

DEBATE 2011 SPAIN

-And now in the DEBATE with us: The Pesimism!!!

-Hey folks! I'll be with you for the next 4 years!

Cualquier dia... (Any day...)

-Bye Hon! See you this evening!!

-DON'T LIE TO ME!

DON'T LIE TO ME 

HERE WAS...

...YOUR MOTHER!!!

Libyan Rebels before and after

BEFORE AND AFTER

(ANTES Y DESPUES)

Elections and referendums

(ENG)

-I don´t know what to vote:

"Bloody shit!"

or

"What the hell?"

Patent

Apple ha patentado el mejor dispositivo de la historia

--->Usar esto con nuestros productos

-¡¡Y ahora tendrás que pagar por usarlo!!

-4 Aplicaciones más disponibles

CV

(ENG)

Yes Sir, Actually your CV is part of our database.

AI

 

(ENG) 

-I created the artificial intelligence which must surpass the human intellect!!!!

-but.. I actually have a mortgage...

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

Economic model

(ITA)

 Mi scusi, signore, non vedi che la digestione di donzelle è una parte fondamentale del nostro attuale sistema economico?

(ENG) 

Excuse me, sir, you do not see that the digestion of damsels is a basic part of our current economic system?

Headphones

Surgery

Jet lag

Telepromocion!

Hairdresser

-I'm not going to sped 30 Pound in a hair-cut I-N-M-Y-L-I-F-E

-Let's say clearly, This is not a cut, it is a retouch

(ITA)
PARRUCCHIERE

-"Mai in vita mia buttero 30 euro in un taglio di capelli"

-" Che sia chiaro: non e' un taglio di capelli, e' un ritocco"

Neutrinos

 

(ENG)

-Dude, if you can run faster than me (this is light) and travel to the past...

Why do you go from Switzerland to Italy?

-To evade taxes, like everybody else!

(ITA)
-Cavolo se sei piu rapido di me (la luce) e puoi andare nel passato o in giro per tutto l'universo, perche vai dalla svizzera all'italia?

-"Naturalmente per evadere le tasse, come tutti"

Chistes fáciles y chistes dificiles

SI NO VE BIEN EL DIBUJO, PULSE PARA AMPLIAR

 

http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problema_de_los_puentes_de_K%C3%B6nigsberg

Sustainable corruption

(SPA) Ambos estaban muy felices con la aprobación de la ley de 'Corrupción Sostenible'

(ITA) Entrambi erano molto contenti, con l'approvazione della legge di 'corruzione sostenibile'

Por una educación de calidad

Civilians in Syria

-Bombardeamos Libia para proteger a la poblacion civil

-Entonces... que hay de Siria?

-No he oido ese nombre en mi vida

Dust in the wind

In loving memory

Sentimental value

 

-AS WE HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING

WE ARE SPECULATING WITH SENTIMENTAL VALUES RIGHT NOW

-SO... SELL IT