Wednesday, 27 July 2011

The bill, please

-Venderia a mi madre por tener beneficios.
-Si no me pides la factura te la dejo mas barata.

Tuesday, 26 July 2011

Mortgages (hipotecas)

-If you sign here you will have your house, we only ask for a little price...

-My soul?

-No, leave the soul for the time we'll take the house.

Wednesday, 20 July 2011

No more space shuttles

Tienes algo suelto?

(EEUU gastarĂ¡ 56 millones por asiento en las soyuz y 63 en 2014)
(USA will spend 56 million $ for every astronaut traveling in soyuz spaceships and it will rise to 63 during 2014)

Fuente: La pizarra de Yuri:

Monday, 18 July 2011

Bono basura

“Since you go on a spree with your friends and you leave me home alone, Moody’s has lowered your rank as a junk-boyfriend

Sunday, 17 July 2011

Murdoch hack

...After all this money and years hacking, I can say: People is happy with their landline company.

Wednesday, 13 July 2011